Dis Iz My Choppa.

Dis Iz My Choppa. There iz none like it but this one iz mine.

Built for brawlers who solve every problem with equal parts dakka and brutality, this design channels the wild engineering spirit of the green tide. The gnarly powered blade looks like it was hammered together in a scrap pile and charged with barely-contained energy, giving it that unmistakably chaotic battlefield vibe.

Perfect for anyone who believes the best engineering is whatever explodes loudest, or for fans of the glorious scrap-tech aesthetic of galactic greenskins.

Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let everyone know: dis is your choppa.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!